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Joke of the Day
"I am going to stop procrastinating tomorrow."
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"She's not a slut... She's just a weiner connoisseur."
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"The Nintendo 64 turns 18 this week... Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges."
"Straight girls are like spaghetti... Only straight until they get wet."
"What is a Muslim's favorite type of meat? Shalami! haha!"
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