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Joke of the Day

"I am going to stop procrastinating tomorrow."

"I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up."

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? I can't get hard, I just got laid!"

"The meat served in IKEA's restaurant is made of people who couldn't find the way out."

"Secondary School Pick up Lines Are you the Detention room because i'm going to spend the next two and a half hours inside you"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out"

"Rig Sour punch straw contest http://flavors.sourpunch.com that is the link. Make a Kiwi Flavor with Super Sour topping Named Hobae"

"Texas principal: If that's a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it? Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit."

"Say ""Rise Up Lights"" out loud You just said ""Razor Blades"" in an Australian accent"

"TIL that the FDA has recommended a permanent ban on all shredded cheeses be put in place immediately. It's part of an official federal plan to make America grate again."