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Joke of the Day
"What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !"
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"I got kicked out of the hospital tonight. Apparently the sign ""Stroke Patients Here"" meant something different."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 4 year old."
"I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you."
"3YO: ""How do babies get out of bellies?"" ME: ""Look! Ice cream!"" *5 min later* 3YO [COVERED IN ICE CREAM]: ""How do babies get out of be---"""
"I've decided not to have children The kids are devastated."
"Here is a funny joke by George Lopez ."
"A little boy asked his father... ""Daddy, what's a transvestite?"" ""Go ask your mother. He'll tell you."""
"""Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop."" ""I'm a cop."" ""So you're a cop AND a gun dealer? Random, but okay let's do this shit"""
"What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said ""Sorry we don't serve spirits."""