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Joke of the Day
"What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !"
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"I tried being a barber for a while but I just couldn't cut it. Bonus joke: Had to buy a stepladder the other day, I never knew my real ladder."
"Yo momma's so white... When she passes through a prism more prisms come out"
"""It's all about being confident in the way your butthole looks."" - cats."
"I like to call my dick Metapod.... Cuz all it does is harden"
"Did you hear about the guy who was sent to prison for poor grammar? His cellmate put his semi in his colon."
"You learn something new everyday Unless you go to faith school"
"How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb? I I"
"Once I meet a hot chick I automatically give her money. So if she says I'm stalking her I can tell the cops she's a hooker."
"How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One to generate a ""ChangeLightBulb"" event to the socket."