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Joke of the Day
"What is a Muslim's favorite type of meat? Shalami! haha!"
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"""Say ur a bad girl"" I'm a bad girl ""oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do..."" ooh i'm gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice"
"Jenna Jameson to Oprah, ""There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson in everyone."" I'm pretty sure she got that backwards."
"Amazon Review: A History of Criminals Not a bad book. Prose and cons."
"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."
"What separates the men from the boys in the Navy? A crowbar."
"My father grounded me... He said if he ever saw me in front of the computer he'd smash my face in the keybouvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossass"
"What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream."
"You had me at: I'm calling the police."
"Teenager is on the verge of comiting suicide, calls the Suicide Line for help... Cops show up to help. They kill him so he doesn't commit suicide."