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Joke of the Day

"A bear walked in the forest Suddenly he saw a burning car. The bear sat in the car. And burned."

"What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping? My zipper."

"What is the most well educated type of nut? Macademia."

"My food pyramid is a cup of coffee sitting on a pack of cigarettes."

"Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service."

"I never wash my fruit, in case anybody's wondering how badass I am."

"My friends and I are having a body-part pun contest. The game is afoot!"

"What do you call a Jewish stoner with Downs Syndrome? A twice baked potato"

"An illegal immigrant and a pedophile got into a fight... It was the real life version of Alien vs Predator"

"I almost had to go the hospital today because a stranger threw a can of Pepsi at me... I'm just glad it was a soft drink. Otherwise, I would have had to get surgery."