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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness? A Conch."

"What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear? Claude"

"If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something..."

"I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought 'thats just a spam'"

"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk"

"Today, a hobo called me a beautiful princess, but he pronounced it ""I KNOW YOU HAVE CHANGE, YOU STUPID CRACKER BITCH!""."

"*Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*"

"What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator."

"Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested? He went to court and was charged with battery."

"Do you know what evil kisses sound like? Muah hahaha"