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Joke of the Day

"I asked my friend, ""If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be?"" He said, ""Cold War Russia."""

"Am I an Angel A little Black Baby Dies and goes to heaven, he sees and angel flying and says ""God am I an angel?"" God looks down pats him on the head and says "" Nah Nigga you a bat"""

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, he's grown ass man and fishing isn't that hard."

"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do"

"My friend just ordered a kale and quinoa salad and a side of eggplant fries and now I'm blinded by whiteness."

"My friend said ""What rhymes with orange?"" I said ""No, it doesn't"""

"How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"

"Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing? Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"

"Hey Vegas, your slogan is bullsh!t"" Prince Harry"

"Remember: You can kill someone and wear their skin as a suit, but it's not identity theft until you use their debit card. Be smart about it."