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Joke of the Day

"""Okay, but do you know HOW I pulled you over?"" -Cop's desperate attempt to show off"

"Yeah, I lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing."

"I keep getting told I'm a terrible mailman.. Oops I've posted this in the wrong place"

"Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself."

"Interviewer: When were you most satisfied at your last job? Me: After lunch, next question."

"Somebody stole my Thanksgiving turkey... I suspect fowl play (IT'S THANKSGIVING TOMORROW! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!)"

"Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six."

"Had a fight with an erection today... I beat it single handedly."

"I wanted to tell a science joke. But I figured it'd be too quarky."

"If I had an ice cream truck, it would turn into a regular truck in about a half hour."