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Joke of the Day

"Somebody stole my Thanksgiving turkey... I suspect fowl play (IT'S THANKSGIVING TOMORROW! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!)"

"Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much? They're cheap."

"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."

"My autocorrect just changed ""I'm off"" to ""I'm DTF"" and changed a casual conversation with my boss into an H.R meeting."

"What's the name of the car of a hipster batman? Tumblr."

"If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !"

"What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor? Go flux yourself!"

"National Women's Equality Day is the Same Day as National Dog's Day Coincidence? I think not."

"If Donald Trump becomes president, we could finally out-crazy North Korea."

"I ate everything, including the H."