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Joke of the Day
"Had a fight with an erection today... I beat it single handedly."
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"What do you call the exact opposite of progress Congress"
"Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids. Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids, it just made them a different colour."
"I told my jewish friend a Holocaust Joke... It Holocaust me our friendship."
"No thanks, cosmetics lady. I'm years past 'bare & natural'. Save us both some time & show me the stuff you'd need to prep & refinish a wall."
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides. The librarian says, ""I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."""
"What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!"
"What is a rapists favourite vegetable? Beat-root"
"What is the name of Mark Zuckerbergs mother? Motherzucker"
"Why couldn't the teddy bear eat any more of its dinner? It was stuffed."