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Joke of the Day
"I introduced my girlfriend to my family the other day. My wife was so mad."
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"you can't say ""i'm bored"" as an adult because if you have time to be bored then you should just be napping. wow you're bad at adulting"
"A yoga joke! What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave? ""Nah I'ma stay"""
"I took an IQ test today.. The results were inconclusive"
"Ladies... If you want guys at the bar to leave you alone don't tell them you have a boyfriend cause men don't care about that. Tell them you have a p*nis."
"My friend said to me, what rhymes with orange I said no, it certainly does not"
"Admit it, no one really knows how to use the memory function on a calculator. We're all just too embarrassed to ask now."
"Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak"
"The Flat Earth Society Has members all around the globe."
"How did blind slaves escape the South? The Underground Braille-road"