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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to tell a science joke. But I figured it'd be too quarky."
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"There's this sketchy joint downtown named ""The Disco"" ... ... I hear it causes a lot of panic!"
"'This is the greatest thing since sliced bread!' Sliced bread peeks around corner, tears streaming, it was in the tv room & heard EVERYTHING"
"""I'd hit that if I was drunk."" - Me, driving by a mailbox just now."
"Why was the solider nervous about being deployed? He had arachnophobia."
"If a cat catches all the mice on your property... does that make it squeaky clean?"
"Sex is like cookies... ...gotta ask for consent first."
"What was Jesus favorite games? Hangman and lacrosse"
"I saw a homeless man I know on a bicycle Guess he's mobile homeless"
"I hate how survivors leave the zombies they kill wherever they fall. I'm not sentimental. I'm just sick of tripping over them."