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Joke of the Day
"Yeah, I lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing."
Next Joke
"Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War? Because X Marx the spot."
"Since it's the thought that counts I'll just keep on thinking about doing exercise."
"Fire destroys bloodmobile; blood bank trying to B positive about it"
"Knifes Last night someone cut my power so I took out my knife and badly injured them. I guess you could say I was taking a stab in the dark. I'll be here all night"
"What's the right age to tell an adopted child it's a highway?"
"What do you call a game of tennis in China Ping Pong"
"If I ever run into Captian Crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth."
"Why didn't the Romans try to kill Jesus after he rose from the dead? They were too afraid to double cross him."
"I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself."