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Joke of the Day

"STOP holding secret meetings about my paranoia!"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass"

"What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants..."

"There's a spoiler in the description. There's a spoiler in the title."

"What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7? They both suffered the loss of one very important port."

"Did you hear about the chemist turned stand-up comic? He didn't last too long; his jokes didn't get the best reactions."

"What did the one wall say to the other wall? ""Meet you at the corner"""

"[Watching 101 Dalmatians with a cute girl] Hold up, hold up. Pause it, please. Thanks. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,"

"Becoming hard to tell difference between credible news organizations like 4chan and troll sites like New York Post."

"What's the only thing a feminist is going to change? The Laundry"