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Joke of the Day

"What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7? They both suffered the loss of one very important port."

"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" HOLD THE DOOR!! HOLD THE DOOR!!! HOL THE DOOR! HOL DA DOR! HO DA DOR! :'("

"Really, IKEA? No free WiFi? Or do I have to buy one and assemble it?"

"I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket"

"Man was rushed to ER after putting 4 plastic horses up his ass... After being treated, doctor described his state as stable"

"Maybe if Red Bull gave me buffalo wings i'd give a shit."

"What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop? The discrimination."

"What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door? You don't let her out."

"One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball."

"It's not that he liked big butts; it's that he could not lie. THAT'S why Sir Mix-a-Lot deserved his knighthood."