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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass"
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"I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed."
"How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods? Very exciting"
"My Wife and I are into S&M.. Edit: Typo: M&M. We like M&Ms."
"Doctor: tell me everything you told the nurse 5 minutes ago."
"How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup? Literally all gardening stops"
"Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. ....Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't fuck my pizza before I toss it in the oven for dinner."
"Black Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper? They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao"
"What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson? One was shot for playing with little children."