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"Becoming hard to tell difference between credible news organizations like 4chan and troll sites like New York Post."

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"What do you call a hooker who doesn't use protection? NSFW"
"How often do you use algebra? Equationally."
"What's your spirit animal? ""An eagle. They're so majestic."" MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave"
"What did the rising sun say to the morning dew? You will be mist."
"By the year 2020, the word ""Silly"" will be considered Harmful. It will be replaced by ""Seriously Challenged."""
"Doctor: You have acute alcoholism. Me: Thanks, but let me tell you it's not very cute in the morning."
"Yo girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't really understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
"Why shouldn't you commit a crime in front of an Indian women? She's always recording."
"What is 6"" long and not getting sucked this Valentine's day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe"
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