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Joke of the Day

"Mom, Am I adopted? Son: Mom, Am I adopted? Mom: Nuh, you think we would have chosen you?"

"Did you hear that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car crash? ......yeah, some dick cut her off................."

"An Arab walks in to a bar No one survived the explosion."

"not one character on the show Friends had a job that was a joke, was broke, or had a love life that was DOA."

"Relationships are like algebra You always look at your x and try to figure out y."

"Doctor: ""I have the results of your test. You're gonna have to stop masturbating."" Me: ""Oh no! Why doctor?"" Doctor: ""Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."""

"What do you call a naked musician? A Natural"

"What did Anna Freud let her underwear show? It was a Freudian slip"

"I saw a lizard and it became a spotted lizard"

"There are four states of matter: Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."