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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my tea Like my coffee"
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"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."
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"My son found a SEVEN leaf clover on the neighbor's back porch! I don't have the heart to tell him that it's really a marijuana leaf."
"Went on a date with a non-partisan woman I gave it to her right down the middle."
"Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."
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"Bitches be misusing helping verbs."
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