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Joke of the Day

"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married... I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."

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"I like my women how I like my coffee Cold"
"A woman says to her husband... A woman says to her husband, ""I'm sick and tired of you pushing me around, and talking behind my back."" The husband says, ""but honey you're in a wheelchair."""
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."
"what's it called when a duck farfs? A butt quack. Hahahahha I'm funny ..."
"What's the most emotional computer you can buy? A Dell."
"Why is the letter E lazy? Because it's always in bed."
"When a coworker says ""This is all Greek to me"", I always assume they want me to punch them right in their throatopolis."
"What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !"
"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobie."
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