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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a Tissue Dance ? You put a little Boogie in it."
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"I could tell you a rape joke But it would sound forced"
"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt!"
"I once dated a girl who said she was turned on by ""Black eyes"" So I punched her in the face. Turns out I heard her wrong."
"I like my women like I like my peanut butter Chunky."
"Why did the cop climb the tree? He worked for a special branch."
"[Target intercom] ""Would the parent of a 9 y/o named Jack please pick up your son at security. We've told u for weeks this isn't a daycare."""
"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on a boys face till 14"
"I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist."
"Two men came to the door asking if I'd found Jesus. I said ""Hell no. I don't want to have to spend my weekends bothering people at home."""