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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a Tissue Dance ? You put a little Boogie in it."
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"Do you know why a bicycle can't stand alone? It's two tired."
"My uncle came out of the closet yesterday"
"Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny? Because sixty-seconds=minute."
"I need an aggressive dog-barking sound on my phone, for whenever anyone knocks on the bathroom door when I'm in there"
"TIL Pigeons die when they have sex At least the one I fucked did"
"What's the difference between an amusement park and a pedophile? A pedophile doesn't have a height limit"
"Poor Chinese tourists have to buy souvenirs in other countries made by themselves in China."
"Mom: So, do you have someone special in your life? Me: Define ""someone"" Mom: You know, a boyfriend. Me: Define ""boyfriend"""
"What did one redneck say to the other? If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich."