14021

Joke of the Day

"People are funny. They spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't like."

"What do call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA"

"When i was a kid we played football on a bit of grass at the bottom of the bridge where people often committed suicide... We used the jumpers for goalposts."

"If the pen is mightier than the sword... ... Then why do actions speak louder than words?"

"(DARK) Why do mathematicians love Hitler? He had the Final Solution."

"Thor, upon his mighty steed, approaches his enemy, Thanos. Thanos asks ""Who might you be?"" ""I AM THORRRR!!!"" His horse perks up and says ""Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."""

"Two nuclear explosions occur next to each other. ""You're way too close to me"" says nuke #1. ""I'm Feynman"" says the other."

"The principal at my school called me in to his office today. He said ""I've just had a rock thrown through my window, are you responsible?"" No, I'm irresponsible. That's why I threw it."

"This guy at the bar wouldn't shut up about how Zombies ""could be real"" So I killed him... If he comes back...He wins the argument"

"What type of train can a ginger not ride? A soul train"