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Joke of the Day

"Adam and Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions."

"Why shouldn't you protest wound treatment? It won't get better if you picket it."

"If your clock strikes 13, what time is it? time to fix your clock."

"Did you hear about the guy who invented a knife that can cut four loaves of bread at once? He's calling it the ""Four Loaf Cleaver."""

"I went to the zoo.. I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog. It was a shitzu."

"My niece said she COLORED a picture for me. Uh you mean you Africian Americaned a picture? Geez Confederate General, when's the klan rally?"

"Why does Santa deliver all the presents Because it's for a good clause"

"Testicles are like grandparents. You don't really pay them too much attention, but you miss them when they're gone."

"Why was 6 afraid if 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"

"My friend gave me his number and told me to hit him up. Now he's got two broken bones and a restraining order..."