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Joke of the Day

"Adam and Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions."

"Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named ""Insects Rabbit"" and his catchphrase was, ""What is transpiring, Physician?"""

"What is similar between a strip club and the Artic The poles are cold and then they are getting warmer."

"What did one orphan say to the other orphan? ""ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"""

"Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean. Mostly against walls, tables, chairs, bars, floors & occasionally, weirdos .."

"A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all... Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide..."

"I moved to LA with nothing but the shirt on my back. No pants & I couldn't figure out how to get the shirt on my front. Soon I was jailed"

"I like to ask strangers in line at the DMV to guess my weight just so I can see what I can get away with putting on my license."

"I wonder how much more I would have time to accomplish in my life if hotel lamp switches were always in the same place."

"I can smell shit, but I can't find it."