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Joke of the Day
"What did the monitor say when it got punched? ""Ouch, that Hertz!"""
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"*buys soap on a rope Cashier: Paper or plastic? Me: Neither.. I'll wear it out thanks"
"What do you call the family members of the Force? Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars."
"Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I'm eating."
"Friend: Did Eric survive the bear attack? Me: 'BEAR'-ly! F: HA! Any injuries? Me: {nervously} Ooooohhhhh BAD JOKE... He's definitely dead..."
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, and called it macaroni... That folks, is what drugs do to you."
"Just saw you on the beach and think you might look better in something that covers you a bit more. Like your car."
"Txt my wife to ask if the gardener came & how 5yo's 1st day of school was. She txt back ""He's naked on the couch"". I'm afraid to ask who.."
"Miley Cyrus has her tongue out more than Jabba the Hutt."
"Are you African? ...'cause you're a frickin' babe."