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Joke of the Day

"I moved to LA with nothing but the shirt on my back. No pants & I couldn't figure out how to get the shirt on my front. Soon I was jailed"

"How Do You Embarrass An Archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from"

"Harry is a? Fucking WIZARD!"

"How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying ""Aww, how brave."""

"What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube? My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds."

"Roses are dead, violets are dead, ... I'm a bad gardener"

"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw your laundry in!"

"Four is equal to five Theorem: 4 = 5 Proof: -20 = -20 16 - 36 = 25 - 45 4^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*5 4^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4 (4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^2 4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2 4 = 5"

"How do you call a cow with no legs? You don't, because cows don't have phones."

"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? DAMN! My friend told me this the other day not sure where it came from but I laughed "