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Joke of the Day

"I can smell shit, but I can't find it."

"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere"

"What's an acceptable absolute zero? 0K."

"I was at an airport recently and there was a aircraft that was pure white. Looked pretty plane to me."

"What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail."

"The story of Kanye West Kanye West divorced his Kanye Pest, now it's just him and his kid in his Kanye Nest, Now he won't get his Kanye Rest to be his Kanye Best at the Kanye Test."

"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25"

"A women claims she is too sexy to live a normal life.. OK. I feel her pain but from the ugly side of things"

"Why did the hobbit go vegan? Because MEAT IS MORDOR!"

"The toughest decision I will make today is wine or beer... Life is rough.."