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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away."
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"Eliza Bayne on Bikini Dangers Probably the worst thing you can hear when you're wearing a bikini is ""Good for you!"""
"Protein in my laundry If you captured it all you'd be able to fuel a Chi Psi chapter right before a lacrosse tournament."
"What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!"
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"A termite walks into a bar and says, 'Is the bar tender here?'"