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Joke of the Day
"Why do pirates like TIG welding so much? Because they have a good supply of ARRgon."
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"Panty-less waxed woman hanging off a bridge ""I'm gonna jump into that canoe"". Me: ""No that's your reflection""."
"How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it!"
"What did the mountain say to the desert? ""you're hot"""
"Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows? They've really been making headlines. -courtesy of my 8 year old niece."
"Peterpan Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."
"What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade? Flash-banged. ;)"
"How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches? Wi' jam in"
"I call my email my ""memail"" because it's filled with personal mails just for me. Here's a heartfelt letter from the Gap. Right in my memail."
"my idiot dog just ate a box of condom. i was gonna eat those buddy"