222013

Joke of the Day

"Protein in my laundry If you captured it all you'd be able to fuel a Chi Psi chapter right before a lacrosse tournament."

"Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist."

"ATTENTION : All position for stupid people in my life ,have been filled ,no more applicants need apply. Thank You !"

"Just dropped a book on my head guess I am only to blame my shelf"

"What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey!"

"What do you give to the man who has everything? Penicillin."

"The problem with the rest of the world is that they are always 5 drinks behind."

"*young woman walks by Wife: Wow, she looks really good, don't you think? Me: NO WAY, I'M NOT GOING TO FALL FOR THAT"

"What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch!"

"""AAAAHH EARTHQUAKE! Oh good, now it is snowing"" - If I lived in a snow globe."