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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus? I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton."

"""How was your visit to that new therapist?"" ""Waste of time..."" ""...all he did was show me pictures of my parents fighting."""

"My secretary doesn't wear any bra or panties to work. But he types really well."

"""Body of Christ."" ""Why thank you, I HAVE been working out."""

"Cop: we have you surrounded! Get down on the ground now! Cardboard Man: sigh not again *cops start breakdancing*"

"Whenever someone asks, ""you look familiar, where do I know you from?"" I like to respond with, ""Well do you watch porn...?"""

"-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!"

"I'm always punctual, which is why I hope to be cremated and used in an hourglass."

"A knock knock joke from Westeros Knock knock Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? ...Hodor"

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea green soup? Anyone can roast beef."