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Joke of the Day
"My secretary doesn't wear any bra or panties to work. But he types really well."
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"I once accidentally started a flash mob when I thought a spider might be on me."
"What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush."
"Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation."
"Hipster farmers don't harvest crops because they're only cool when they're underground."
"What do you call five black guys having sex? A threesome 3/5ths compromise"
"I'm most productive at work when I'm in the bathroom. It's where I get shit done."
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other."
"What's the most common question in Quantum Physics? I don't know"
"[Bomb will explode in 26 seconds] *googles ""how to defuse a bomb""* *clicks top result* *it's a 17-page slideshow.* GODDAMMIT *an ad plays*"