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Joke of the Day
"My secretary doesn't wear any bra or panties to work. But he types really well."
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"What do you call a penis shaped wand? A Magic Johnson."
"Sometimes in the mornings I have dirty thoughts about a dead girlfriend Mourning wood"
"I don't know how I feel about masturbation anymore... On one hand, it's pretty good. On the other hand, it's a little awkward."
"There are four states of matter. Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."
"I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator."
"Fact: A lot of women turn into good drivers. Lesson: If you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning."