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Joke of the Day
"What kind of car does a cat drive? A Cadillac."
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"Woman walks in on a man who's masturbating. Woman says, ""Eww you pervert!""... **Man** walks in on a **woman** who's masturbating. Woman says ""Eww you pervert!"" credit: /u/nobodyatnight"
"Why is religion like mobile gaming? Free-to-pray, pray-to-win."
"In most of the country, if you lose your khakis you have no pants... But in Boston, if you lose your khakis you can't start your car."
"A mother publicly argued with his son... ...Somewhere along the lines, the mother yelled to his son: ""You motherfucker!"" The first thought that came to my mind was ""Wow, that's a Lil TMI for me"""
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging from his crotch... The bartender asks, ""What's that hangin' off ye?"" The pirate responds, ""arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"""
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."
"Why'd the man buy a 30 pack of condoms instead of the 10 pack... So he'd get the best bang for his buck."
"Purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka Not as effective as NyQuil"