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Joke of the Day

"-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!"

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"What kid blows you and gets you all wet? El Nino"
"Two tomatoes were sitting in a fridge... One tomato says to the other: 'Ain't it cold?' And the other replies: 'HOOOOOLY SHIT, A SPEAKING TOMATO!!!'"
"There was a fight in the fish n chips shop the other day The fish got battered!"
"19 and 20 got in a fight 21"
"How do you make a plumber cry? You murder his family."
"Knock Knock....who's there? SUPRISE MUTHER FUCKER!"
"What's the hardest part of golf for asians? Driving"