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Joke of the Day
"I'm always punctual, which is why I hope to be cremated and used in an hourglass."
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"*Pizza Hut job interview* ""Do you own a shitty car and smoke pot?"" No sir. ""You will."""
"Why does Trump like French music? Because he likes to grab them by Debussy."
"Why should you avoid people dressed as celery? They could be stalking you!"
"If you're going to Greece change your currency at the airport Nor sure how you're going to get 100 goats on a plane though Source: radio"
"Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away."
"My tombstone will read I should have googled it first."
"The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's Please grow up."
"Just saw my wife's tampon string hanging out while she slept. Not sure, but I bet if I lit her fuse she'd explode bigger than any firework."
"I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator. We speak to eachother on so many different levels."