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Joke of the Day
"""Body of Christ."" ""Why thank you, I HAVE been working out."""
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"why does the ad before the thing I want to watch play with ease but the thing I want to watch is like OH NO I'M FREAKING OUT BUFFER! BUFFER!"
"What do a call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? A Small, Medium, at Large"
"Why did I eat so much paste in kindergarten? It really stuck to my ribs."
"What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway? Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk."
"Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan... ...when Jordan played baseball"
"Where did Mario and Luigi go to school? At 'Wass-a-matta U'"
"Why do traffic lights never go swimming? Because they spend too much time changing."
"Did you hear about the clown who refined iron? He smelt funny"
"Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine."