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Joke of the Day
"Beef jerky is just a cow raisin"
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"When someone has coordinates in their bio, I feel the need to alert their local police, to counter all the psychos en route to murder them."
"Easter Kids' Joke 2 What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter? Choco-late."
"Splinter: Leo. Mikey: I'm Michelangelo. That's Leo. Donny: I'm Donatello. That's Leo. Leo: I thought I was Raphael. - Why they wear masks"
"I'm not racist but.. I saw a black guy running down the street with a TV and I thought ""that's mine"" Then I realized mine is at home, polishing my shoes"
"For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there'd be one less blogger."
"I hate it when all of North America tells me I exaggerate"
"What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country"
"Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill areas"
"I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare 'Drugs' the winner of the war on drugs."