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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance"

"What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread? A clubbed sandwich"

"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 19 . Got a problem with that?"

"7: Where are you and Mom going tonight? Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today."

"What did the fish say when he ran into the wall. Dam..."

"Q: what did Norman Bates say... when the waitress asked him what kind of toast he wanted? A: wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat!..."

"What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line."

"You know what they say about the necronomicon? It's a real cult classic!"

"[drinks milk from carton] WHY AREN'T YOU USING A GLASS?!? ""I went to the eye doctor"" What does that mean? ""He said I don't need glasses"""

"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam"