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Joke of the Day
"Schizophrenia? More like Schizofriendia. *voices agree*"
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"I hate it when people tell me I don't need alcohol to have fun. You don't need shoes to run, but it fucking helps."
"Why are some jokes so funny? -Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny? -It must be the punchline"
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The cock came first."
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"
"Do you think the guy responsible for squirting water in NFL players' mouths has ""rehydration specialist"" listed on his LinkedIn profile?"
"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a convicted felon and it is clear that prison life wasn't easy on him. It doesn't help that Six is, naturally, a little timid."
"When I call out the wrong name during sex, I just segue into singing Mambo No. 5."
"if youre a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is 22 kidney 's"
"What kind of music does a pirate like? Arrr'n'B"