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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun? A shooting star"
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"Airport receptionist: anything to declare? Me: how bout these guns? *flexes* Her: OH GOD HE'S GOT GUNS! Me: wait.. I was.. Her: HELP!! AGH!"
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