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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick"

"Donald Trump says US should let China keep seized underwater drone oops wrong sub"

"Two cowboys looking at the desert horizon and a bunch of indians appear coming towards them... -Are they enemies or friends? -They are obviosly friends, they are coming altogether."

"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance? Just one pence."

"Google Fonts walks into a bar . . . The bartender says, ""we don't serve your type."""

"I thought I saw Jesus in a cookie. But I was wrong. It was just a guy who looked like him."

"I hope you brought the divorce papers... Cuz your legs are about to be separated."

"What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury? Yakmanninov"

"My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are."

"I couldn't think of any good Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes right now, but when I do I'll be back."