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Joke of the Day
"What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive. "
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"If Goku used his kamehameha at Jesus Then Jesus is doomed, because even if he blocks the kamehameha, it would spill through the holes in his hands."
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"When I see couples madly in love, I just assume they met yesterday."
"I thought Jayz and kanyes current song.... ...was about Ms Hilton's sequel to one night in Paris."
"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool"""
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"What do ping pong players and my dominatrix have in common? They both like to paddle little, white balls."
"Last time I got some ass My finger went through the toilet paper"