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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher? A subwoofer."
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"Meet the female version of Thor Whor"
"What do you call a lesbian driving a Ford Windstar full of penises? A dick-van dyke. -Credit to Louis CK"
"""Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."" Only Vincent responded."
"What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive? Hazardous doodie pay!"
"Told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."
"When I see a couple fighting I like to walk up to the one who's more pissed off and whisper ""We can make it look like a suicide"" and wink"
"Did you know i DJ? Yeah, but I only do it every unce in a while."
"Superpoer Friend: If you could only own one super power what would it be? Me: USSR"
"I've never been a great salesman I'll tell you that for free"