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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lesbian driving a Ford Windstar full of penises? A dick-van dyke. -Credit to Louis CK"

"I just won an award for my hairdressing skills. Best Newcomber"

"Amusing roller skating falls collection. That's very interesting and amusing video"

"Based on their level of excitement, bros in beer commercials seem unaware that you can pretty much buy beer anywhere."

"You can give a centaur a fish AND lead him to water, which is pretty awesome."

"Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus? At a Pair of Docks"

"Who does batman love the most Bae-ne"

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! Yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !"

"adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane"

"What's the difference between American and Muslim teenage girls? It's illegal to fuck American girls when they're 12."