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Joke of the Day

"Did you know i DJ? Yeah, but I only do it every unce in a while."

"All I'm saying is, the minute Canada starts refining its maple syrup reserves into weapons-grade Aunt Jemimium, we're all french toast."

"All you need is love And a super low IQ to believe that."

"How To Lose 250 pounds of ugly fat in one day Get a divorce."

"No Amazon, I don't want to sort stuff by ""Price: High to Low,"" who are the billionaires who would even make that an option?"

"How do dogs do business? Pro-bono"

"A jew walks into a bar ... says ouch, then sues the bastard who left it there"

"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!"

"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny"