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Joke of the Day
"I've never been a great salesman I'll tell you that for free"
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"How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !"
"Me: *eating 3rd Twix of the day* Her: You eat too much candy, you're going to make me a widow Me: *orders 10 truckloads & cancels all plans*"
"So a father comes into his sons room.. And asks him: How are you? His son then answers: I'm fine thanks."
"My tablet burned me today after I installed Tinder on my Kindle Fire."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter, black, and preferably fair trade."
"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it."
"me: i'm here for stabbing lessons clerk: sir this is a fencing clu me: yeah whatever hand me a knife clerk: ... me: dress me like a beekeeper"
"Current anger level: I am last-beer-in-the-fridge-turns-out-to-be-a-soy-sauce-bottle angry."
"Does anyone know where Engagement, Ohio is? About halfway between Dayton and Marion"