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Joke of the Day
"Why Couldn't Bill Gates Get A Girl Friend? Because his penis was Microsoft."
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"Why aren't any transvestites astronauts? Because in space, there's no drag.^please^dont^hurt^me."
"Sometimes I like to sit at the playground & wait for a concerned Mother to ask ""Which kid is mine?"" I like to reply ""I haven't decided yet."""
"How do you brainwash a liberal? Give him an enema"
"There are six American flags on the Moon. Five of them are still standing. Due to the strong UV radiation, they are all completely white by now. So it looks like the French landed there."
"If an Elvis impersonator dies, doesn't he kind of become the best Elvis impersonator"
"The FBI's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists. I know that now."
"A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings"
"What do you call a smart guy in US? A tourist."
"Remember that guy that told us that he had no asshole? I think he's full of shit."