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Joke of the Day
"Why Couldn't Bill Gates Get A Girl Friend? Because his penis was Microsoft."
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"""One mans trash, is another mans treasure"" I guess thats a good way to say that your girlfriend is a whore..."
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very small."
"I went on to AA.com looking for help with my drinking problem, but somehow walked away with plane tickets to Oktoberfest."
"Dbz joke Yamaha won"
"Forgot to buy a gift for a friends Wedding. Luckily someone died at an intersection nearby so I scored a cool wooden cross and a teddy bear"
"April showers bring May flowers. But what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
"Can't please Americans For years Americans have complained to the Government that their voices weren't being heard. Now they are freaking the fuck out over the NSA."
"What's the difference between a bum and a crust punk Patches ;D"
"""No more self-deprecating tweets,"" I whisper fatly."