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Joke of the Day

"My friends keep telling me to stop making jokes about Linkin Park But I just ignore them because in the end, it doesn't even matter"

"Why did the comedian cross the road? To tell me this joke."

"Three Roads To Ruin There are three roads to Ruin - Women, Gambling and Consultants. Women are the nicest, Gambling is the quickest but Consultants are the surest!"

"At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve."

"The first thing you'll need if you're planning on stealing an ostrich from the zoo is a car with a sunroof"

"Just made sweet love to a juicy steak. Being escorted out of the restaurant now."

"*bank* 'miss, it says here that your debt is outstanding' *twirls hair* oh yeah? well i think your debt is pretty cool too"

"Odd how all the intelligent life finding instruments' are pointed away from earth."

"I just bought an antique clock with missing hands. I think it's a timeless treasure."

"Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits."