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Joke of the Day
"Life and beer are very similar........chill for best results."
Next Joke
"Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... - Me trying not to drop a baby."
"Scott. Scott goes to a party Scott knocks on the door Scott is greeted by more popular kids Scott is excluded from the party Scott no friends"
"How does loose leaf watch TV? Paper-view"
"I hope Death is my father... because he'll never get me."
"Knock Knock..."
"So Chris Brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it."
"Restaurants drastically overestimate how much I care about which wood they smoke my bacon over."
"what did the drummer say to the Chinese man that called him gay? first i bang the drums then i bang ur mom"
"So I went to a production about puns today... ...it was basically just a play, on words."