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Joke of the Day
"Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe? Willem DaFriend."
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"I think Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station."
"[At bar] Me: As a joke, I'm gonna pee my pants Wife: Seriously? You're a married man now M: Right...sorry. I'm gonna pee ""our"" pants #BT140"
"What does a girl do to her as asshole before having the most crazy sex of her life? She leaves him at home"
"So, today I woke up and asked my UK counterpart... ""Did you have eggs and bacon with your Brexit this morning?"""
"Did you hear about the porn star who wanted to do a scene with all five members of Aerosmith? It didn't quite work out. They could only get Foreigner"
"When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. ` And then I wait for the next bus."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalottapuss."
"What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake? ""Dough!"""
"Well... Well... Well... Welcome to stutterers anonymous"