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Joke of the Day

"A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the road.. and they see a boyscout bending over. The Priest says ""Man I'd screw that."" and the Rabbi replies ""Out of what??"""

"Q: How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it? A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack."

"So oxygen went on a second date with potassium That went OK2"

"""I faked all my LOLs."" -A Twitter romance comes to a dramatic end."

"What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy? A 500 bill."

"humans: wat did we ever do to deserve dogs dogs: wat horible sins were done to our ancestors for us to be subservient to the humabns"

"Last night I got drunk and lonely, so I tried the peanut butter with my dog trick... ...still tasted like dog cock."

"Guy: Do you like Cds? Girl: Um, sure that's a weird question why? Guy: Cuz u about to see deez nuts!"

"Child porn You sick fuck!"

"My girlfriend kept asking me why I wasn't giving her the time of day anymore I said fine! It's 10:43"