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Joke of the Day
"What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy? A 500 bill."
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"When my dead English friend Nate pees on my newly grey-painted German grenades. My late mate Euro-nate urinated on my freshly greyed grenades, great!"
"I recently had to bury my beloved grandmother in the local graveyard. She should be dead by now"
"Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7 different religions with 7 unique deadly weapons plus 1 very cute koala who knows kung fu."
"What's harder the softer it gets? Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)"
"Two Condoms are walking past a gay bar... ... one turns to the other and says, ""Wanna go get shit faced?"""
"There should be more than one kind of handicapped parking placard. ""I have no legs"" and ""My knees gave out at 350 lbs"" aren't the same."
"I really really really really clearly am not a PC type of gal but I'm a little weirded out at the oriental dressing option on my flight"
"Vegans are confusing people. If they care about animals so much, why do they eat all of their food?"
"One time I won a raffle in England, turns out it was for knighthood. Boy was I Sir prized"