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Joke of the Day
"What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy? A 500 bill."
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"LEGOLAS: You have my bow. GIMLI: And my ax. [Everyone looks at me, closely guarding my sandwich] ME: You can have a SMALL bite."
"What do you call two gay rednecks? Super Smash Brothers"
"What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians? Asians don't have the ""cauc""."
"As a Jew, I refuse to enter any steam room or sauna until I've seen other people come out."
"What do you call a Chinese rapist? Peking Dick"
"Me and Julio At Least 500 Feet Away From the Schoolyard"
"On the sixth day of Ramadan, my true love gave to me A gay club and an AR-15."
"As a large scale chicken farmer I raise hundreds of cocks everyday for a living."
"How do you start a Rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."